Country Came to Town!

OK, I know celebashing isn't my usual thing, but I was listening to some country music the other day (I know, I know!) and just happen to stumble upon this photo of Ms. Jo Dee Messina and I thought it would be a shame not to share it.

And the thing is, I'd like to give her the benefit of the doubt, seeing as she's "country" and all, but she's from MASSACHUSETTS!
So, since she's just frontin' country, I'll gladly bring on the rain.

She looks like she got hit by a semi and gang-raped by a pack of rabid tigers. Maybe I could understand the concept behind this getup if she were a fire-dancing-stripper in a traveling circus in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart somewhere in podunk Texas. Maybe.